(DC Pundit) – It looks like the swamp is about to get a whole lot shallower! Former Secret Service Agent and conservative firebrand Dan Bongino has been tapped as the next FBI Deputy Director. The man who’s been exposing the deep state for years is now in a position to do something about it.
The news broke on Sunday, and President Trump himself couldn’t contain his excitement, posting on Truth Social: “Great news for American law-enforcement and Justice! Dan Bongino, a man of incredible love and passion for our country has just been named the next deputy Director of the FBI, by the man who will be the best Director ever, Kash Patel.”
Trump continued, “He was a member of the New York police department and a highly respected Special Agent With the United States Secret Service and is now one of the most successful podcasters in the country, something he is willing and prepared to give up to serve.”
Dan Bongino, ever the patriot, expressed his gratitude to President Trump, Kash Patel, and Pam Bondi. Some might call it career suicide to leave a lucrative podcasting gig, but Bongino, like many conservatives, puts country first.
Thank you Mr. President, Attorney General Bondi, and Director Patel. pic.twitter.com/bJqIDbWLEE
— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) February 24, 2025
The delicate snowflakes in mainstream media are clutching their pearls at this appointment. “Bongino? The conservative Bongino? In the FBI?” To which we say: spare us. The FBI needs someone who’s more interested in upholding the law than virtue signaling to the woke mob.
Here are ten reasons why Bongino as Deputy Director of the FBI is fantastic news for America:
Proven Law Enforcement Chops: Dan’s years with the NYPD and as a Secret Service agent give him real-world experience, not just desk-jockey credentials. He’s been in the trenches, not the swamp.
America First Patriot: Bongino’s unwavering love for this country shines through in everything he does. He’s not some globalist elite—he’s a guy who’ll put American justice and security first, no apologies. In an era where patriotism is often seen as passé, Bongino’s love for America is a breath of fresh air.
Trump’s Trusted Ally: With President Trump’s stamp of approval, you know Dan’s on the same page as the man who’s bringing law and order back to D.C. He’s loyal to the MAGA mission, not the deep state. This is crucial. The FBI needs leadership that aligns with the President’s vision.
Fearless Truth-Teller: Whether on his top-rated podcast or Fox News, Dan’s never been afraid to call out corruption, from the Russia hoax to the FBI’s past missteps. He’ll clean house and restore trust.
Anti-Establishment Bulldog: The D.C. bubble hates him, and that’s a badge of honor. Dan’s not here to play nice with the bloated bureaucracy—he’s here to drain the swamp and fix what’s broken. What some people in Washington call “playing nice,” we call “corruption.”
Street-Smart, Not Just Book-Smart: With a Master’s in Psychology and an MBA, Dan’s got the brains to back up his grit. He understands people, crime, and how to outsmart the bad guys—perfect for the FBI’s #2 spot. He isn’t some egghead academic with no life experience.
Second Amendment Champion: Dan’s a fierce defender of our gun rights, so you can bet he’ll steer the FBI away from harassing law-abiding citizens and toward tackling real threats. Finally, a high-ranking law enforcement official who understands the Constitution.
Outsider Perspective: Unlike the careerist insiders who’ve run the FBI into the ground, Dan brings a fresh set of eyes. He’s not tainted by the agency’s recent scandals—he’s here to rebuild it right. The phrase “fresh set of eyes” is an understatement.
Kash Patel’s Perfect Partner: Teaming up with Director Kash Patel, another Trump loyalist, Dan will help execute a bold vision to refocus the FBI on fighting crime, not pushing woke agendas or political witch hunts. Imagine what these two can accomplish together!
Relentless Work Ethic: He’s willing to ditch a wildly successful podcast to serve America again. That’s the kind of sacrifice and hustle conservatives respect—he’s all in for the mission. No better man for the job.
Dan Bongino’s appointment is a clear signal that the era of the FBI as a political weapon is coming to an end. Conservatives can finally breathe a sigh of relief knowing that a principled, patriotic leader is ready to restore integrity to one of America’s most important institutions. It’s time to make the FBI great again.
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