‘America Is Back’: White House Website Proclaims – Trump Now 47th US President

(DC Pundit) – Donald J. Trump has once again ascended to the highest office in the land. The White House website, presumably after a frantic redesign session fueled by energy drinks and patriotic fervor, now proudly declares “America is Back.” You can almost hear the collective eye-roll from liberal coastlines.

Trump, the septuagenarian wonder who appears to runs on a mixture of Diet Coke and sheer willpower, took the oath of office on Monday, becoming the 47th President of the United States.

In his inaugural address, Trump, ever the modest orator, proclaimed, “Every single day I will be fighting for you with every breath in my body. I will not rest until we have delivered the strong, safe and prosperous America that our children deserve and that you deserve. This will truly be the golden age of America.”

The 78-year-old Republican leader storms back to the White House with his signature strongman persona and a vision of an all-powerful presidency. His promise to aggressively reset US policies in areas like immigration, tariffs, and energy has invigorated conservatives.

Recalling the assassination attempt during a campaign rally in Pennsylvania last year, Trump asserted that “God saved” his life.

“The Golden age of America begins right now,” Trump declared after taking the oath.

Trump’s victory over Democratic rival Kamala Harris in the November 5 presidential election was nothing short of spectacular. He managed to overcome two assassination attempts, two presidential impeachments, and a criminal conviction – a resume that would make most politicians curl up in the fetal position, but for Trump, it’s just another Tuesday.

After 4-years, he’s back, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, ready to “Make America Great Again”… again.

As Trump begins his second term, America and indeed the world watches with bated breath. Will this truly be the start of a “thrilling new era of national success” as he claims?

One thing’s for certain: with Donald Trump back in the Oval Office, it’s going to be anything but boring. The Trump Train is back on the tracks, and this time, it’s got four years of pent-up fuel to burn.

Whether you’re celebrating or commiserating, one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one hell of a ride.

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