(DC Pundit) – In an epic display of unoriginality, 22 Democratic Senators—including heavyweights Chuck Schumer, Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, and Cory Booker—were busted today recycling the same tired script to attack President Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
Tonight, President Trump will deliver his first address of his second term to Congress. Dubbed “The Renewal of the American Dream,” it’s being hyped by the administration as must-see TV. According to Fox News, the speech will roll out in four glorious acts: Trump’s latest wins at home and abroad, his economic magic touch that’s kept America humming, a renewed push for border security funding (because walls work, people), and his grand vision for global peace. It’s the kind of red-meat agenda that makes Republicans cheer.
But before Trump even gets to the podium, Schumer, Warren, and Booker tried to rain on his parade with a preemptive “rebuttal” video that’s so synchronized it’s practically a Democratic karaoke night. Spoiler alert: it backfired spectacularly. The trio—and now a whopping 22 senators—parrot each other almost word-for-word, starting with a clip of Trump promising to slash prices “starting on Day One.” Then, like a choir of sour notes, they chime in: “That sh*t ain’t true! Since Day One of Donald Trump’s Presidency, prices are not down. They’re up!” Cue the eye rolls from every GOP voter who’s tired of this broken record.
“Inflation is getting worse, not better,” they drone on. Then comes the real kicker: “He’s pardoned violent criminals who have savagely beaten police officers on January 6th,” they claim, while Schumer, ever the dramatist, tosses in, “What a f’ing disgrace.” Oh, Chuck, save the theatrics for Broadway—you’re not fooling anyone with that sanctimonious sputter.
BREAKING – 3 democrat Senators Schumer, Warren, and Booker have been caught plagiarizing the same script word-for-word. pic.twitter.com/QmjgaiEwyZ
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) March 4, 2025
🚨 UPDATE: An ASTOUNDING **22** Democrat Senators have uploaded videos of themselves reading off an identical cringey script bashing Trump and Musk
This is a REALLY tough watch 🤣
Just remember: the Democrats think you’re all stupid. pic.twitter.com/zA9bVLyJlb
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 4, 2025
The script doesn’t stop there. “Meanwhile, he’s letting Elon Musk take a chainsaw to government programs,” they lament, followed by, “And then even worse, giving him access to vital government programs.” They accuse Trump of axing services and firing “essential” workers (read: bureaucrats conservatives have been itching to trim for years) to—what else?—“fund tax breaks for billionaires.” Their grand finale? “The Republican plan is simple: families lose while billionaires win,” they declare. “And that is the truth.” Sure, senators, if by “truth” you mean a script so rehearsed it could’ve been written by a roomful of interns on a lunch break.
Enter Elon Musk, who couldn’t resist a jab on social media. “Can’t someone be bothered to write three speeches? This is just lazy,” he quipped on X, slapping a laughing emoji on it for good measure. And honestly, who can blame him? When your enemies are this predictable, it’s less a battle and more a comedy roast.
Can’t someone be bothered to write three speeches? This is just lazy 😂 https://t.co/Ih43iMPV9Z
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 4, 2025
So here we are: 22 senators, one script, and a whole lot of egg on their faces. For a party that loves to lecture about “authenticity,” this copycat catastrophe is peak hypocrisy.
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