Obama’s Solo Dinner Sparks Rumors: Where’s Michelle And What’s Really Going On?

(DC Pundit) – The Obamas: America’s favorite political power couple or a ticking time bomb of marital discord? That’s the million-dollar question swirling around Washington D.C.

Former President Barack Obama, the smooth-talking charmer-in-chief, was recently spotted dining solo at Osteria Mozza, a swanky D.C. eatery where the pasta is almost as expensive as a night in the Lincoln Bedroom. Conspicuously absent? His better half, Michelle Obama.

As the 63-year-old ex-commander-in-chief walked into the restaurant onlookers erupted in cheers and applause.

But let’s address the elephant in the room, shall we? Michelle’s absence. The former First Lady has been MIA from several high-profile events, including President Carter’s funeral and Trump’s second inauguration.

A source close to the couple told Page Six that Michelle is “totally over DC life.”

The rumor mill went into overdrive when Michelle skipped Jimmy Carter’s funeral, citing a “scheduling conflict.” Was she really double-booked, or just avoiding another awkward run-in with her husband’s successor? The world may never know.

According to some particularly imaginative tabloids, there’s even speculation about a “blockbuster affair” between Barack and Jennifer Aniston. Because clearly, what every former president needs is a “Friend” in high places.

In an attempt to quash the rumors, Barack recently posted a birthday message to Michelle on social media: “Happy birthday to the love of my life, Michelle Obama. You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace – and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life’s adventures with you. Love you!”

Michelle, ever the supportive spouse, responded with “Love you, honey!”

If they are indeed headed for a split, at least they’re keeping up appearances, right?

The last time the Obamas were spotted together was in Los Angeles during December. Eyewitnesses reported that the couple looked about as happy as two cats in a bathtub.

Will they weather this storm, or are we witnessing the political split of the century? Stay tuned.

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