One Month Of DOGE Saves Taxpayers Billions — You Won’t Believe The Staggering Amount!

(DC Pundit) – Elon Musk’s DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) has just dropped a financial bombshell. The DOGE, affectionately dubbed the “nerd army”, has been busy uncovering more waste than you’ll find in the Puente Hills Landfill.

“DOGE’s total estimated savings are $55 billion,” proudly proclaims the doge.gov website, which promises to update twice a week.

The savings have been spread across various departments, with USAID, Education, Health and Human Services, and Agriculture taking the brunt of the fiscal haircut. It seems the government’s insanely expensive subscriptions to Politico didn’t make the cut either.

They’ve also revealed that nearly $5 trillion in untraceable payments have been found. That’s right, trillion with a ‘T’.

While Trump and Musk are basking in the glow of their fiscal feng shui, not everyone’s thrilled. Democrats and government workers are taking to the streets in protest.

Trump, never one to shy away from a bit of drama, has been quick to defend Musk’s efforts. “This guy’s a brilliant guy. He’s a great guy. He’s got tremendous and scientific imagination,” the president declared to Fox News’ Sean Hannity. “But he’s also a good person. He’s a very good person, and he wants to see the country do well.”

Meanwhile, the White House has been busy clarifying Musk’s role. Court papers now describe him as a “senior adviser to the president” with “no greater authority than other senior White House advisors.”

Whether this financial spring cleaning will truly lead to a leaner, meaner government remains to be seen. But for now, it seems the “nerd army” is marching on, one canceled subscription at a time.

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