EXPOSED: USAID A ‘Sugar Daddy’ For This Terrorist

(DC Pundit) – It appears that the US Agency for International Development (USAID) inadvertently played the role of terrorist sugar daddy. Unearthed documents suggest that USAID provided “full funding” for none other than al Qaeda terrorist Anwar al-Awlaki to attend college in Colorado. Talk about your taxpayer dollars at work!

Al-Awlaki, the American-born jihadist who met his maker courtesy of an Obama-era drone strike in 2011, was apparently quite the scholar. Who knew that “Terrorism 101” was offered at Colorado State University? But before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s dive into this bureaucratic comedy of errors.

The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) – not to be confused with the meme cryptocurrency – has been sniffing around federal agencies like a bloodhound on a sugar high. Their mission? To root out overspending, corruption, and fraud. Little did they know they’d stumble upon the mother of all faux pas.

USAID, the agency responsible for managing foreign aid programs, has a shocking track record. From launching an Iraqi version of “Sesame Street” (because nothing says democracy like puppet diplomacy) to promoting transgender activism in Guatemala (clearly a top priority for developing nations), USAID has been keeping busy. But funding a future al Qaeda terrorist’s education? That’s a plot twist worthy of an M. Night Shyamalan film.

The document in question, dated June 1990, outlines how al-Awlaki was granted funding to attend Colorado State University by fraudulently claiming he was a Yemeni national. Born in Las Cruces, New Mexico, al-Awlaki apparently decided that being American wasn’t exotic enough for a USAID scholarship. So, with a wink and a nod from some American officials who knew his father, he became an instant Yemeni. It’s like international aid meets “Catch Me If You Can.”

Al-Awlaki’s college years were just the beginning of his illustrious career. After earning his degree in civil engineering (because every terrorist needs a solid understanding of infrastructure), he embarked on a whirlwind tour as a Muslim cleric, making stops in Denver, San Diego, and Falls Church, Virginia.

The cherry on top of this bureaucratic sundae? Al-Awlaki’s connections to some of the most notorious terrorist attacks in recent US history, including the Fort Hood shooting and the attempted Christmas Day bombing of a Detroit-bound flight. It seems his USAID-funded education really paid off – just not in the way anyone intended.

As the Trump administration dismantles USAID, Democrats and government employees are up in arms. Some USAID employees have even called DOGE’s investigation a “mafia-like takeover,” claiming they’re “psychologically frightened” that Elon Musk might share their private data publicly.

I can’t help but wonder: what other surprises are lurking in the depths of USAID’s hard drives and filing cabinets? Only time, and perhaps a few more DOGE investigations, will tell.

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