Hollyweird: Lesbian Actress Who Threatened Trump With Witchcraft Cast As Jesus

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(DC Pundit) – Well, folks, it seems the entertainment industry has decided to give us a rendition of ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ that must have even the most progressive theologians scratching their heads.

British actress Cynthia Erivo has just landed the role of Jesus in an upcoming production at the Hollywood Bowl. Yes, you read that right – Jesus will be played by a black lesbian woman.

Erivo, fresh off her GLAAD award win for being a beacon of LGBTQ visibility, is set to don the sandals and robe for three nights this August.

GLAAD president Sarah Kate Ellis couldn’t contain her excitement, gushing about Erivo’s commitment to authenticity and intersectionality, stating, “Her legacy is defined not by her numerous accolades and honors but by how with each new platform and milestone, she continues to show up for Black, queer and other marginalized peoples amid her well-deserved success. As she continues to shatter glass ceilings, I am certain her commitment to showing up as the intersectional and authentic person she is will never falter, and it is a privilege to present her with the Stephen F. Kolzak Award at this year’s GLAAD Media Awards.”

Erivo isn’t just content with her attempt to redefine biblical iconography; she’s also hoping to snag an Oscar for her role in Wicked.

However, it’s not all glitter and show tunes in Erivo’s world. Back in 2018, she showed a different side of herself when she threatened President Donald Trump with witchcraft, after Trump’s infamous “sh*thole countries” comment.

“I hope all the Africans in this world call on their ancestors,” she declared. “Don’t worry Donald, we are the wrong ones.” She then proceeded to warn Trump that he wasn’t safe, even on another continent, and that “Wahala” (trouble) was coming for him.

The entertainment industry’s quest for inclusivity has reached biblical proportions and ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ is about to get a makeover that even the most skilled Roman centurion couldn’t have seen coming.

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One Month Of DOGE Saves Taxpayers Billions — You Won’t Believe The Staggering Amount!

(DC Pundit) – Elon Musk’s DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) has just dropped a financial bombshell. The DOGE, affectionately dubbed the “nerd army”, has been busy uncovering more waste than you’ll find in the Puente Hills Landfill.

“DOGE’s total estimated savings are $55 billion,” proudly proclaims the doge.gov website, which promises to update twice a week.

The savings have been spread across various departments, with USAID, Education, Health and Human Services, and Agriculture taking the brunt of the fiscal haircut. It seems the government’s insanely expensive subscriptions to Politico didn’t make the cut either.

They’ve also revealed that nearly $5 trillion in untraceable payments have been found. That’s right, trillion with a ‘T’.

While Trump and Musk are basking in the glow of their fiscal feng shui, not everyone’s thrilled. Democrats and government workers are taking to the streets in protest.

Trump, never one to shy away from a bit of drama, has been quick to defend Musk’s efforts. “This guy’s a brilliant guy. He’s a great guy. He’s got tremendous and scientific imagination,” the president declared to Fox News’ Sean Hannity. “But he’s also a good person. He’s a very good person, and he wants to see the country do well.”

Meanwhile, the White House has been busy clarifying Musk’s role. Court papers now describe him as a “senior adviser to the president” with “no greater authority than other senior White House advisors.”

Whether this financial spring cleaning will truly lead to a leaner, meaner government remains to be seen. But for now, it seems the “nerd army” is marching on, one canceled subscription at a time.

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VIDEO: Former RNC Chair Now With MSNBC Has Complete Meltdown Over DOGE

(DC Pundit) – Michael Steele, former RNC chairman turned MSNBC darling, provided the latest sideshow in politics. It seems Steele has traded in his elephant pin for a clown nose, performing an impressive acrobatic act of logic-defying outrage over the weekend.

Steele, who once captained the GOP ship with all the success of the Titanic’s maiden voyage, now finds himself more at home in the echo chambers of MSNBC. There, he can freely unleash his anti-Trump tirades without the pesky inconvenience of actually having to win elections.

In a display that would make your high school drama teacher proud, Steele launched into a diatribe against Elon Musk and his involvement with DOGE. “I’d just like you to show that you give a damn!” Steele bellowed. One has to wonder where this passion was when he was at the helm of the RNC, guiding Republicans to glorious… defeats.

But Steele wasn’t done. Oh no, he was just warming up. “They’re in your bedrooms! They’re in your living rooms!” he continued, painting a picture of Musk as some sort of omnipresent, tech-savvy villain. “Elon Musk has his tentacles in everything you’re doing!” Steele added, apparently unaware that octopus metaphors went out of style long ago.

It’s truly a spectacle to behold: a man who once led the Republican Party now frothing at the mouth over the very idea of innovation and progress.

The irony of Steele’s meltdown is as thick as the fog of confusion that seems to perpetually surround him. Here’s a man who presided over some of the GOP’s most lackluster performances, now criticizing others for their success and influence. It’s like watching a Little League coach critique the World Series.

Michael Steele has found his true calling. Not as a political strategist, not as a party leader, but as a carnival barker, shouting into the void about the boogeymen of his own creation. And while Elon Musk continues to innovate and influence, Steele will be there, on MSNBC, telling us all how the sky is falling.

Perhaps it’s time for Steele to remember the old adage: it’s better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

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Are The Sickening Tom Hanks Rumors True?

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(DC Pundit) – Tom Hanks decided to dust off his MAGA hat for Saturday Night Live’s 50th anniversary special. Because nothing says “celebration” quite like rehashing a politically charged character from 2016, right?

The skit in question featured Hanks on a parody game show called “Black Jeopardy,” where his Trump-supporting character initially recoils from shaking the Black host’s hand. It’s almost as if SNL’s writers haven’t noticed that we’ve moved on to new political talking points in the last eight years.

Clay Travis, founder of Outkick, couldn’t resist pointing out the irony on X: “For its 50-year anniversary special, SNL had Tom Hanks play a racist Trump supporter afraid to shake a black man’s hand. Fun fact: Trump’s 2024 election win was the LEAST racially divisive American election since 1964.”

Hanks’ return to his MAGA alter ego has reignited the internet rumor mill, churning out wild theories faster than a conspiracy theorist on espresso. The most persistent of these claims? That Tom Hanks, America’s dad, is secretly hiding a dark past.

Back in 2020, social media was ablaze with the theory that Hanks had become a Greek citizen because pedophilia is considered a disability in Greece.

These rumors went so far as to suggest that Hanks’ coronavirus quarantine in Australia was just a cover-up for an arrest on pedophilia charges. Apparently, Australian authorities have nothing better to do than help Hollywood stars concoct elaborate alibis.

Let’s set the record straight: There’s zero evidence of Hanks being arrested for pedophilia. If such an arrest had occurred, it would’ve been front-page news faster than you can say “Wilson!”

As for the Greek citizenship theory, it turns out pedophilia isn’t considered a disability under Greek law. A proposal to that effect was indeed floated but was met with such public outrage that it was quickly withdrawn.

Now, I’m no Tinseltown apologist. Hollywood has its fair share of skeletons in the closet, and some of them are wearing designer suits. It’s a sick, evil, disgusting place. But accusing someone of such heinous crimes without a shred of evidence? That’s playing a dangerous game, folks.

Could the rumors be true? Sure, it’s possible. But with what we know today, highly improbable. And let’s be honest, part of me wants to keep the wholesome image of Hanks intact. After all, this is the man who played Forrest Gump and Mister Rogers – tarnishing that image feels like telling a kid Santa isn’t real.

Here’s the bottom line: In America, we operate on the principle of innocent until proven guilty. To do otherwise would be to stoop to the level of those who spent years trying to smear President Donald Trump with baseless accusations. And I, for one, refuse to play that game.

So, until someone comes forward with actual evidence, let’s stick to critiquing Hanks for his choice in SNL characters rather than imaginary crimes. After all, there’s plenty of material there to work with.

If you’ve got any real proof about these disgusting Tom Hanks theories, feel free to reach out. I’m completely open to revising this story should additional information be brought to light.

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Comedian Calls For The Assassination Of Trump And Musk (VIDEO)

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(DC Pundit) – Darius Dinkins, a self-proclaimed ‘comedian’ from Brooklyn, recently took to TikTok to showcase his unique brand of humor.

Spoiler alert: it wasn’t funny. Dinkins, in what can only be described as a terribly misguided attempt at social commentary, suggested that someone should “take one for the team” and “make history” by targeting President Trump and Elon Musk.

Nothing says “comedy gold” quite like thinly veiled threats against public figures, right?

Musk responded with this quote: “Everyone dies, but not everybody lives.”

Dinkins isn’t the only one to take aim at Musk. Dr. Steve Caudle, a pastor who seems to have forgotten the “turn the other cheek” reference in Matthew 5:39, during what was presumably meant to be a spiritual sermon, took a sharp left turn into the realm of political commentary, suggesting that violence might be necessary to stop Musk from… checks notes… saving taxpayer money.

Apparently, advocating for violence against a guy trying to balance the budget qualifies as “Christian values” these days, at least in the mind of Dr. Caudle.

“Sometimes the Devil will act so ugly that you have NO CHOICE but to get violent and fight!” he proclaimed, while conveniently ignoring several key commandments.

These incidents come after the near-assassination attempt on Trump by a Democrat donor. One might almost think there’s a pattern emerging, but that would require a level of self-awareness that seems to be in short supply these days.

While the left continues to paint conservatives as the harbingers of hatred and violence, their own actions speak louder than any Tucker Carlson monologue ever could. It seems they are determined to win a gold medal in mental gymnastics.

Their routine?

Accusing others of the very behaviors they’re guilty of, all while maintaining a straight face that would make even the most botoxed Hollywood star jealous.

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Jerry Seinfeld Stands His Ground: ‘I Don’t Care About Palestine’

(DC Pundit) – Jerry Seinfeld, the master of observational comedy, found himself in an impromptu stand-up routine with an unexpected heckler. The scene? Not a cozy New York diner, but the bustling streets outside Radio City Music Hall, where celebrities were gathering for “Saturday Night Live’s” 50th anniversary.

The 70-year-old comedy legend was minding his own business when approached by an Instagram provocateur known as “Subway DJ.” This social media influencer, clearly auditioning for his own 15 minutes of fame, asked Seinfeld for a selfie.

As Seinfeld, ever the good sport, posed for the picture, “Subway DJ” dropped his punchline: “Free Palestine,” he declared, flashing a peace sign that would make even George Costanza cringe. Undeterred by Seinfeld’s lack of reaction, he pressed on with a hopeful “Maybe?”

But Seinfeld fired back with a response as crisp as a freshly laundered puffy shirt: “I don’t care about Palestine.” And with that, he walked away with his wife Jessica, leaving “Subway DJ” to ponder the failed ambush.

The activist, not quite ready to exit stage left, managed a weak “That’s sad” with an exaggerated frown that would put any failed actor to shame.

This encounter, brief as it was, highlighted Seinfeld’s unwavering support for Israel in the wake of the October 7, 2023, Hamas terror attack. While some celebrities might dodge this topic faster than Newman avoiding his mail route, Seinfeld has remained steadfast in his position, seemingly unbothered by the protests that have targeted him. Much like his iconic TV persona, he remains unflappable in the face of unexpected confrontations.

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Egg-onomics: Why The Attempt To Blame High Prices On President Trump Is Flat Out Wrong

(DC Pundit) – President Donald Trump has found himself under fire from those on the left over the latest crisis to hit American breakfast tables: skyrocketing egg prices. As he jetted off to the Daytona 500 reporters ambushed him with questions about this egg-streme situation.

Trump, ever the master of the mainstream media, responded: “Well, there’s a flu. Before I got here, it was already at an all-time high,” he asserted. “I’ve been here for three weeks. I have had nothing to do with inflation. This was caused by Biden.”

Trump continued: “I’ll tell you what, this country has made more progress in the last three weeks than it’s made in the last four years, and we’re respected again as a country.”

Let’s take a moment to look at the facts: During Trump’s first term, egg prices were as stable as a chicken on Valium, costing around $1.32 per dozen when he first took office in January 2017. But during Biden’s tenure, prices skyrocketed to $4.15 per dozen by December 2024. That’s a nearly 200% increase.

White House spokesperson Leavitt, when questioned, had this to say: “I’m really glad you brought this up,” she said. “In 2024, when Joe Biden was in the Oval Office or upstairs sleeping, I’m not so sure, egg prices increased 65 percent.”

Leavitt went on: “The Biden Administration and the Department of Agriculture directed the MASS KILLING of more than 100 million chickens, which has led to a lack of chicken supply in this country, therefore a lack of egg supply.”

White House Economic Council Director Kevin Hassett revealed the Trump administration’s strategy: “What we need to do is have better ways with biosecurity and medication and so on to make sure that the perimeter doesn’t have to kill the chickens. We have a better, smarter perimeter.”

Hassett added that there’s no reason for a widespread culling of chickens when it’s actually ducks and geese spreading the disease.

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RINO? Sen. Tom Cotton Apparently Working To Block Trump’s Pick From DOD Confirmation

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(DC Pundit) – Senator Tom Cotton (R-AR) has offered a less-than-enthusiastic critique of President Donald Trump’s choice for Under Secretary of Defense for Policy, Elbridge Colby. It seems that Cotton is determined to pull Colby’s seat out from under him.

Colby, who served as Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Strategy and Force Development during Trump’s first term, was nominated by the president in December.

Trump, in his typical understated fashion, announced, “Elbridge ‘Bridge’ Colby will serve as Under Secretary of Defense for Policy.” He went on to praise Colby as “A highly respected advocate for our America First foreign and defense policy,” adding that Colby would work closely with Defense Secretary nominee Pete Hegseth to “restore our Military power, and achieve my policy of PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH.”

However, it appears that Senator Cotton didn’t get the memo about playing nice. Reports suggest he’s been working behind the scenes to throw a wrench in Colby’s confirmation process.

In a tweet, Charlie Kirk, founder and CEO of Turning Point USA, accused Cotton of “sabotaging” Colby’s confirmation, declaring, “The effort to undermine President Trump continues in the US Senate.”

Kirk’s tweet continued, “Sen. Tom Cotton is working behind the scenes to stop Trump’s pick, Elbridge Colby, from getting confirmed at DOD. Colby is one of the most important pieces to stop the Bush/Cheney cabal at DOD. Why is Tom Cotton doing this?”

Ben Smith, Editor-in-Chief of Semafor, reported that Cotton’s opposition stems from Colby’s alleged suggestion that the U.S. could live with a nuclear-armed Iran.

A source close to Cotton stated, “Senator Cotton disagrees, opposes Iran from getting a nuclear weapon, and is addressing his policy concerns with the White House.”

This political maneuvering by Cotton unfolds against the backdrop of Trump’s vision for the Department of Defense. The president sees Colby as a key player in his “Make America Great Again” strategy. Trump’s announcement praised Colby’s Harvard College and Yale Law School pedigree.

Will Colby survive Cotton’s attempts to sabotage his confirmation?

Stay tuned, America.

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NIGHTMARE: Illegal Alien Who Identifies As Transgender Arrested For Raping Boy In NYC Bathroom

(DC Pundit) – In a horrific story that reads like a fever dream conjured by Tucker Carlson after a night of watching “Law & Order: SVU” reruns, New York City has once again proven that the left’s stance on both illegal immigration and transgender rights are not only wrong, but also incredibly dangerous.

On Saturday an illegal alien from Colombia who identifies as transgender was arrested for allegedly raping a child in a public bathroom in East Harlem.

The suspect, Nicol Suarez, reportedly stalked a 14-year-old boy before following him into the bathroom at Thomas Jefferson Park.

Suarez was apparently playing a real-life version of “Catch Me If You Can,” being wanted in both Massachusetts and New Jersey for crimes that remain unknown. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement had also placed a detainer on Suarez.

Suarez was charged with first-degree rape and is currently enjoying an all-expenses-paid stay at Rikers Island. The price of admission? $100,000 bail or $250,000 bond. Prosecutors initially asked for a $1.5 million bail, but a judge reduced it to $100,000.

This case has managed to hit the trifecta of hot-button issues: immigration, transgender rights, and public safety.

As New York City continues to grapple with its ongoing illegal immigrant crisis, cases like this only add fuel to an already raging inferno of debate. Mayor Eric Adams will undoubtedly face increased pressure to address both the migrant situation and public safety concerns.

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Oh Canada, Why So Salty? Team USA Stomps Canadian Team After Boos Drown Out National Anthem

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(DC Pundit) – Over 20,000 fans at Montreal’s Bell Centre decided to drown out “The Star-Spangled Banner” with a chorus of boos just before a crucial match in the NHL’s 4 Nations Face-Off tournament.

The boo-fest began the moment Warrant Officer David Grenon of the Royal Canadian Air Force opened his mouth to sing.

Team USA took that negative energy and turned it into a metaphorical maple syrup-flavored punching bag.

The result? A sweet 3-1 victory that left Team Canada wondering if they should have saved something for actually playing hockey.

Now, let’s talk about the on-ice shenanigans. The game kicked off with more fights than a Black Friday sale at Walmart. Three separate brawls erupted within the first nine seconds. It was like watching a live-action game of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.

According to the New York Post, the opening faceoff saw Matthew Tkachuk and Brandon Hagel decide that hockey sticks were overrated and fists were the way to go. Not to be outdone, Brady Tkachuk and Sam Bennett, followed by J.T. Miller and Colton Parayko, joined the impromptu boxing match.

It was a family-friendly version of Fight Club, minus Brad Pitt and the whole “don’t talk about it” rule.

After this pugilistic prelude, Canada’s Connor McDavid managed to score. But the Americans responded with a goal from Jake Guentzel. Dylan Larkin then gave the US the lead with his goal, while Guentzel put the final nail in the coffin with an empty-netter.

This victory secured Team USA’s spot in the championship final, leaving Canadians to drown their sorrows in Tim Hortons coffee.

Adding a dash of political spice to this game was the presence of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in the crowd. One can only imagine his thoughts as he watched his team’s dreams of victory disappear faster than his approval ratings.

This booing incident wasn’t a one-off either. Earlier in the week, the American anthem received a similar less-than-warm welcome before the game against Finland. The U.S. went on to win that game 6-1.

All of this transpires against a backdrop of increasing political tension between the two nations. President Trump recently suggested that Canada might benefit from becoming the 51st U.S. state.

In sports, as in life, it’s not about how you start, but how you finish. And in this case, Team USA finished with a win that was sweeter than maple syrup on a stack of freedom flapjacks.

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