Unprecedented Side Effect? Young Woman’s Dramatic Breast Size Increase After Vaccine Stuns Researchers

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Unprecedented Side Effect? Young Woman’s Dramatic Breast Size Increase After Vaccine Stuns Researchers

(DC Pundit) – The world of medical science has stumbled upon a case that’s giving new meaning to the phrase “unexpected side effects.” Hold onto your bras, folks, because this story is about to get crazy.

Researchers at the University of Toronto have documented what they’re calling a “rare instance of gigantomastia” following the administration of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine. For those of you who skipped Latin class, gigantomastia is essentially medical jargon for “holy moly, those are some big… changes.”

The protagonist of this mammary marvel? A 19-year-old woman who, prior to her vaccine encounter, was living life comfortably in B-cup territory. But faster than you can say “I think we’re gonna need a bigger bra,” her chest decided to embark on a growth spurt that would make Jack’s beanstalk jealous.

Just one week after receiving her first dose of the Pfizer vaccine in September 2022, this previously healthy young woman noticed her upper half was getting a bit… uppity. But the real show-stopper came after the second dose, when her breasts decided to go from supporting act to headliner, ballooning to a triple G over six months.

Social media, never one to miss a beat (or a bust), quickly dubbed this phenomenon the “Pfizer Boob Job.” Because nothing says “modern medicine” quite like turning a life-saving vaccine into a punchline for amateur comedians everywhere.

Despite putting the poor woman through more tests than a college freshman during finals week, doctors couldn’t find any hormonal hijinks or other causes for this unprecedented growth. They eventually settled on a diagnosis of pseudoangiomatous stromal hyperplasia (PASH), which is essentially medical speak for “we have no idea why your boobs are trying to take over the world.”

Dr. Jenna Stoddart, the lead author of the case study, stated, “To our knowledge, this is the first report of unilateral pseudoangiomatous stromal hyperplasia (PASH) associated with ipsilateral axillary lymphadenopathy following COVID-19 mRNA vaccination.” In other words, “We’ve never seen anything quite like this before, and we’re as baffled as you are.”

The researchers were quick to point out that while this case is certainly eye-catching (and possibly back-breaking), it’s important to remember that it’s just one case out of millions of vaccine recipients. They emphasized that the benefits of vaccination still far outweigh the risks, even if those risks now apparently include the possibility of impromptu chest expansion.

The medical community is now left scratching their heads, wondering if they need to add “may cause unexpected growth in certain areas” to the already lengthy list of potential vaccine side effects. Meanwhile, plastic surgeons worldwide are probably wondering if they should start offering a “Pfizer Special” alongside their usual enhancement procedures.

As for the young woman at the center of this story, one can only hope she’s receiving the support and care she needs. After all, going from B to triple G in six months is enough to throw anyone off balance, both literally and figuratively.

The next time someone tells you they got more than they bargained for with their COVID vaccine, maybe hold off on the eye-roll. After all, in the words of the great Forrest Gump, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

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Man Photographed With Trump Assassination Plot Suspect Is Honored By Joe Biden

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Man Photographed With Trump Assassination Plot Suspect Is Honored By Joe Biden

(DC Pundit) – President Joe Biden has decided to hand out Presidential Medals of Freedom like they were candy at a parade. The recipients? A motley crew that includes Hillary Clinton, George Soros, and a chef who was seemingly rubbing elbows with a would-be presidential assassin. What a cast of characters.

Let’s start with the crème de la crème of this year’s honorees: Hillary Clinton and George Soros. Because nothing says “highest civilian honor” quite like a politician who couldn’t secure the presidency and a billionaire who’s been the subject of more conspiracy theories than Area 51.

Bill Nye the Science Guy also made the cut. Perhaps he’s being honored for his groundbreaking work in bow tie fashion or his ability to make middle schoolers fall asleep during educational videos. And let’s not forget Denzel Washington and Anna Wintour, because apparently, we’ve now resorted to honoring Hollywood royalty and fashion moguls.

The real showstopper, however, is Chef Jose Andres. Biden’s press release gushed, “José Andrés is a renowned Spanish-American culinary innovator who popularized tapas in the United States. His World Central Kitchen provides large-scale relief to communities affected by natural disasters and conflict around the world.” What they conveniently left out was Andres’ apparent penchant for rubbing shoulders with individuals of questionable character.

Andres was photographed with none other than Ryan Routh, the man accused of attempting to assassinate former President Donald Trump.

Speaking of Routh, federal prosecutors charged him with attempted assassination of a major presidential candidate after he allegedly pushed the muzzle of his rifle through the fence line at Trump’s West Palm Beach golf course.

Routh apparently made multiple trips near Trump’s West Palm Beach golf course and Mar-a-Lago residence in the month leading up to his arrest.

When authorities finally caught up with Routh, they found a veritable assassin’s starter kit: a Go-Pro (because who doesn’t want to film their federal crimes?), two backpacks, a loaded SKS-style rifle with a scope, and a black plastic bag containing food. One of the backpacks even contained ceramic tiles, which police believe could have been used as makeshift body armor.

Despite the mountain of evidence against him, Routh has pleaded not guilty to the federal charges. One has to admire his optimism, if not his judgment.

Biden’s decision to award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to this eclectic group of individuals, including a chef with questionable associations, seems almost comical. It’s as if the administration is playing a game of “Six Degrees of Separation” with national security threats and civilian honors.

In the end, perhaps the real Presidential Medal of Freedom should go to the American people for their ability to endure such absurdity.

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Team Funded By Bill Gates Uses Mosquitoes To Deliver Vaccines

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Team Funded By Bill Gates Uses Mosquitoes To Deliver Vaccines

(DC Pundit) – In a twist that would make even the most imaginative sci-fi writer do a double-take, researchers at Leiden University Medical Center have taken the concept of “needle-free” vaccines to a whole new level. Backed by none other than the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, these scientists have decided to deliver malaria vaccines through the world’s most annoying insect: the mosquito.

That’s right, folks. The same creature that’s been ruining picnics for centuries is now being touted as the next big thing in medical technology. Move over, syringes – there’s a new prick in town.

The New England Journal of Medicine published a study detailing this mosquito-based vaccination method. The researchers, presumably after a wild night of brainstorming, came up with the brilliant idea of turning these tiny bloodsuckers into “flying syringes.”

These aren’t your run-of-the-mill mosquitoes. Oh no, these are genetically modified super-mosquitoes, carrying specially engineered malaria parasites. It’s like Jurassic Park, but with insects and fewer Jeff Goldblum quips.

The study involved 43 brave (or possibly desperate) adults aged 19 to 35, who volunteered to be human pincushions for science. These participants were divided into three groups, each receiving a different flavor of mosquito bite: GA2-infected, GA1-infected, or plain old boring uninfected bites for the placebo group.

Now, you might be wondering, “How many mosquito bites does it take to vaccinate a human?” Well, according to these researchers, the magic number is 150. That’s right – participants had to endure 50 bites per session, for three sessions. Talk about commitment.

The results? Eight out of nine participants in the GA2 group were protected against malaria. The GA1 group didn’t fare quite as well, with only one out of eight gaining protection. As for the placebo group, well, they just got a lot of itchy bumps for their trouble.

Dr. Meta Roestenberg, the lead researcher, seemed positively giddy about the results. “We demonstrated that we can induce complete protection against malaria,” she exclaimed.

It’s worth noting that this isn’t exactly a new idea. Back in 2010, Japanese researcher Shigeto Yoshida was already playing around with mosquito saliva to deliver vaccines to mice. Apparently, the scientific community has been itching to make this work for quite some time.

Of course, there are a few tiny hurdles to overcome before this becomes the next big thing. Minor details like informed consent, medical safety, and the general public’s aversion to being swarmed by genetically modified insects. But hey, when has that ever stopped scientific progress?

Bill Gates, known for his philanthropic efforts in global health (and occasional conspiracy theory starring roles), seems to have no qualms about funding this research.

As we eagerly await the day when our local pharmacies are replaced by swarms of vaccine-carrying insects, one can’t help but wonder: what’s next?

In the meantime, perhaps it’s best to keep that bug spray handy. You never know when a well-meaning mosquito might decide it’s time for your booster shot.

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Beverly Hills Doctor’s Dark Secret: Employee Reveals Shocking Allegations – Police Believe There Are More Victims

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Beverly Hills Doctor’s Dark Secret: Employee Reveals Shocking Allegations – Police Believe There Are More Victims

(DC Pundit) – A prominent Beverly Hills doctor has found himself at the center of a scandal that’s shaking the glitzy world of Tinseltown medicine. Dr. Babak Hajhosseini, the 42-year-old founder of Wound & Burn Centers of America, has been accused of pulling a Bill Cosby-esque move on an unsuspecting employee.

The Los Angeles Police Department dropped this bombshell on Monday, revealing that the doctor allegedly used his medical prowess for nefarious purposes, drugging and raping an employee in his home. It seems he missed the “do no harm” part of the Hippocratic oath.

The LAPD believes this wasn’t just a one-time event. They’re convinced there are more victims out there, painting a picture of Hajhosseini as a predator with a penchant for job recruitment websites. Apparently, he was offering high hourly wages that were too good to be true. Spoiler alert: they were.

“Hajhosseini used job recruiting websites and offered high hourly wages to locate and entice potential victims,” the LAPD divulged. “He would then invite the potential victims to work overtime after hours at his residence.” Because nothing says “professional work environment” quite like your boss’s living room, right?

One brave woman came forward with a tale that would make even the most hardened detective cringe. She claimed Hajhosseini pressured her to drink an alcoholic beverage at his home, which promptly knocked her out cold. What happened next was straight out of a nightmare – he allegedly raped and recorded her.

The doctor’s reign of terror came to an abrupt halt on November 26th when an employee decided enough was enough and reported him to the cops. Hajhosseini was subsequently hit with a laundry list of charges, including “rape by use of drugs” and “rape of an unconscious or asleep person.”

The doctor has already posted bail and is vehemently denying all charges. His legal team is pulling out all the stops, accusing the LAPD of making “false and salacious accusations.” They’re promising to fight this battle in court, not in the media.

“Dr. Hajhosseini will try his case in court, not in the media,” his attorneys declared, presumably with straight faces. “In the courtroom, cases are decided based on evidence — not baseless innuendo.” They went on to claim that there’s “extensive evidence” proving the allegations false. Oh, and let’s not forget the pièce de résistance – Hajhosseini voluntarily took a polygraph test, which he passed. Because those are famously reliable and admissible in court. Spoiler: They’re not.

His legal team even went as far as to question the integrity of the LAPD’s press release. Bold move. Let’s see if it pays off for them.

Is this the end of Dr. Hajhosseini’s medical career? Will more victims come forward?

One thing is for sure – this is a house call that’s left everyone feeling sick.

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CIA Whistleblower: ‘Directed Energy’ Weapon Injuries Are Being Covered Up By US Government

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CIA Whistleblower: ‘Directed Energy’ Weapon Injuries Are Being Covered Up By US Government

(DC Pundit) – A CIA whistleblower has come forward with a bone-chilling warning: Americans should be ‘terrified’ of the government’s alleged gaslighting of former intelligence employees who believe they’ve been struck down by the mysterious ‘Havana Syndrome’.

Speaking under the pseudonym Alice, this medically-retired officer spilled the beans to investigative journalist Catherine Herridge. With two decades of government service under her belt, Alice claims she began experiencing ‘Havana Syndrome’ – or as the bureaucrats like to call it, Anomalous Health Incidents (AHIs). Because nothing says “we’re taking this seriously” like slapping a vague, clinical-sounding label on a potentially life-altering condition.

For those living under a rock (or perhaps just trying to avoid the constant barrage of political news), Havana Syndrome is a disputed medical condition that’s been plaguing U.S. and Canadian government officials in about a dozen overseas locations since 2016. Symptoms include dizziness, cognitive problems, insomnia, and headaches – which, coincidentally, are also the side effects of listening to most political speeches.

Alice’s story is nothing short of a spy thriller gone wrong. Picture this: she’s serving in Africa, enjoying a quiet Saturday night at home, when suddenly – cue the dramatic music – she hears a weird noise. “It was a really weird sound that I’ll never, never forget,” Alice recounted, probably wishing she could. “After about a second or two, I felt it in my feet, kind of like the reverb from a speaker.”

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Alice’s partner couldn’t hear the mysterious sound. But as soon as she re-entered the room, bam! The noise returned with a vengeance, bringing with it a host of alarming symptoms. “My ear started hurting. I started having vertigo,” Alice remarked.

Here’s where the plot thickens: Alice believes that several different, concealed weapons could be behind these strange symptoms. And who does she think is pulling the strings? None other than our favorite geopolitical boogeyman, Russia. “I believe the Russian GRU came to my house late at night and took me off the battlefield,” Alice stated, in what might be the understatement of the century.

Now, you might be thinking, “Surely the CIA, with all its resources and fancy gadgets, would be bending over backwards to help its own?” Well, hold onto your tin foil hats, folks, because according to Alice, the CIA has been gaslighting her and other AHI survivors, making them “question our own injuries”. It’s like a spy agency version of “It’s not you, it’s me” – except in this case, it’s definitely them.

“We swore this oath and every day I watch them really continue to deny people’s humanity and their injuries,” Alice lamented, probably wondering if she should have gone into a less stressful career, like defusing bombs or wrangling alligators.

Alice stated, “If they’re politicizing this, what else are they not telling the president?”

The Labor Department does list Alice’s Traumatic Brain Injury as a ‘work injury’. But the compensation she’s received through the Havana Act is about as useful as a chocolate teapot when it comes to covering her medical expenses.

“It is a full-time job to try to get medical treatment and is another full-time job to try to handle the bureaucracy of trying to access benefits,” Alice explained, probably wishing she could trade in her CIA badge for a degree in bureaucracy-wrangling.

As the saga continues, with investigations yielding more questions than answers, one thing is clear: the truth behind Havana Syndrome is proving harder to pin down than a greased pig at a county fair. But for Alice and her fellow survivors, the fight for recognition and proper care continues, with the hope that someday, the fog of mystery surrounding this condition will lift.

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Experts Are Terrified: Drug 100x Worse Than Fentanyl

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Experts Are Terrified: Drug 100x Worse Than Fentanyl

(DC Pundit) – In the realm of presidential transitions, one might expect a focus on economic policies or foreign relations. But for President-elect Donald Trump, a more insidious threat looms large: the drug crisis that’s been silently ravaging American communities. And folks, it’s not just your garden-variety street drugs we’re talking about here.

Move over, fentanyl. There’s a new drug in town, and it’s making fentanyl look like candy corn at a Halloween party. Enter carfentanil, the heavyweight of the opioid world that packs a punch so strong, it’s sent overdose deaths skyrocketing.

The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, not known for its tendency to exaggerate, has dubbed fentanyl “about 100 times more potent” than morphine. But carfentanil? It’s the Godzilla to fentanyl’s house cat, boasting a potency level that is 10,000 times stronger than morphine.

“Last year, nearly 70% of all U.S. overdose deaths were attributed to illegally manufactured fentanyls (IMFs),” Fox News reported, painting a grim picture of America’s drug landscape. “One of those was carfentanil, an altered version of fentanyl that is said to be 100 times more potent, the CDC warned.”

The CDC’s State Unintentional Drug Overdose Reporting System divulged the grave statistics, “Deaths from carfentanil rose by more than 700% in the past year, according to the same source — there were 29 deadly overdoses between January and June 2023, and 238 in that same time frame in 2024.”

These numbers might be just the tip of the iceberg, with some deaths still lurking in the shadows of unreported data.

Carfentanil made its debut in 2016 before taking a brief hiatus. Now it’s back with a vengeance, thanks to a user-friendly mass production process.

While incumbent President Joe Biden has been tiptoeing around the issue, Trump seems ready to charge at it like a bull. As he continues his quest for the perfect DEA chief, Trump has made it crystal clear that both the border crisis and its poisonous offspring – the drug flow – are high on his hit list.

But carfentanil isn’t the only Frankenstein’s monster lurking in the shadows of America’s drug crisis. Remember “tranq”? That’s the charming cocktail of fentanyl mixed with animal sedative that turned parts of Philadelphia into scenes from a zombie apocalypse movie back in May 2023.

Will the incoming Trump administration be able to stem the tide of this deadly drug? Or will carfentanil continue its reign of terror, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake?

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Graphic Video Exposes NY Officers Beating Handcuffed Man To Death

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Graphic Video Exposes NY Officers Beating Handcuffed Man To Death

(DC Pundit) – New York State prison guards at Marcy Correctional Facility have found themselves in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons.

On Friday, the New York Attorney General’s office released bodycam footage of guards fatally beating a handcuffed prisoner.

Our unfortunate inmate in this grim tale is Robert Brooks, a 43-year-old serving 12-years for assaulting his girlfriend. Brooks, who had been behind bars since 2017, probably thought his stay couldn’t get any worse. It did. On December 9th, Brooks was beaten by the very people tasked with maintaining order and safety. He died the following day.

The footage, described as “graphic”, shows officers kicking and punching Brooks. The autopsy, obtained by WKTV, reads: “preliminary findings show concern for asphyxia due to compression of the neck as the cause of death, as well as the death being due to actions of another.”

The officers’ bodycams were not activated and placed in ‘standby mode,’ conveniently failing to capture any audio. 14 workers, including officers and a prison nurse, are in the process of being fired. It seems the prison administration has decided that beating inmates to death isn’t part of the job description. Who knew?

The New York Attorney General’s office continues its investigation into this fatal beating. One can only hope that justice will be served, although for Robert Brooks, it comes far too late.

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The Red ‘Diet Coke Button’ Trump Can’t Live Without Is Returning To The Oval Office

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The Red ‘Diet Coke Button’ Trump Can’t Live Without Is Returning To The Oval Office

(DC Pundit) – In a move that’s sure to shake up the political landscape (or at least the beverage industry), President-elect Donald Trump is set to reinstate his infamous red Diet Coke button in the Oval Office. Because nothing says “leader of the free world” quite like having a dedicated soda summoning device at your fingertips.

As the White House staff prepares for the Trumps’ return, they’re leaving no stone unturned – or in this case, no button unpressed. The permanent, nonpolitical staff of butlers, maids, housekeepers, and chefs are gearing up to welcome back the Trumps and rearrange the furniture to their liking. It’s like an extreme home makeover, presidential edition.

The star of this redecoration show? None other than the Diet Coke button, which Trump kept on his desk during his first term. It’s not every day you see a president with a beverage hotline, but then again, Trump has never been one for conventional politics.

When Trump would press this magical button on the Resolute Desk, a staff member would promptly appear with a glass of Diet Coke on a silver tray.

Tom Newton Dunn, a journalist for The Times, recalled his encounter with the button during an interview with Trump. “Our opening softball questions to try to lull Trump expended, we moved on to harder ones and he began to look at the red button,” he wrote. One can only imagine the journalists’ panic when Trump suddenly pressed it. Nuclear launch? Declaration of war? Nope, just Trump’s daily dose of fizzy goodness.

“Seconds later, a butler emerged from an Oval Office side door with an iced Diet Coke on a silver platter, and placed it in front of him,” Dunn added. It’s like a scene from a James Bond movie, if James Bond were more interested in caffeinated beverages than martinis.

Kate Andersen Brower, author of “The Residence,” noted that the transition back to the Trumps will be easier on the staff “because they’ve lived there before.” No need to guess their breakfast preferences or shampoo brands – the staff has already got the Trump lifestyle down to a science.

Brower added, “They would have had done their research on Kamala Harris and her family and their kind of lifestyle.”

The White House staff also had a financial reason to root for a Trump victory. “He would, like, tip them cash,” Bowser revealed. “I was told he would hand out $50 bills.” Who knew that “Make America Great Again” included making the White House staff’s wallets a little fatter?

From Jefferson’s love of French cuisine to Obama’s passion for basketball, these personal touches remind us that even the most powerful office in the world is still occupied by a human being.

As the nation prepares for another Trump presidency, we can only speculate on what other changes might be in store for the White House. Will we see a golden escalator installed? A Twitter command center? Only time will tell.

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Biological Male Inmate Who Identifies As Female Does The Unthinkable To Three Women In Prison

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Biological Male Inmate Who Identifies As Female Does The Unthinkable To Three Women In Prison

(DC Pundit) – The California prison system has found itself at the center of a controversy that reads like a plot from “Orange Is the New Black.”

Tremaine Carroll, a 52-year-old inmate who identifies as a woman, is facing rape charges for allegedly assaulting fellow inmates at the Central California Women’s Facility in Chowchilla. The case has sparked a heated debate about gender identity, prison policies, and the unintended consequences of well-meaning legislation.

Madera County District Attorney Sally Moreno, clearly not amused by the situation, didn’t mince words when describing Carroll. “This is a person who is not a woman in any sense of the word,” she stated.

Carroll’s first cellmate became pregnant and was promptly moved to Los Angeles. One can only imagine the conversation that ensued: “Congratulations, it’s a… wait, how did this happen in an all-women’s prison?”

But the story doesn’t end there. Two more cellmates came forward with rape allegations, leading to the current charges.

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The case has taken a linguistic turn as well. A Madera County judge ruled that Carroll must be referred to using she/her pronouns, a decision that has Moreno pulling her hair out. “This is a particular issue in this case because it’s confusing to the jury,” she lamented. “In California, rape is a crime that has to be accomplished by a man.”

Eric Dutemple, Supervising Deputy District Attorney, chimed in with his own concerns about the pronoun ruling. “It’s just absolutely insane that a victim would have to get on the stand and police their pronoun usage when trying to recite one of the scariest times of their lives,” he remarked.

The root of this legal labyrinth can be traced back to Senate Bill 132, the ironically named Transgender Respect, Agency and Dignity Act, which took effect in 2021. This piece of legislation allows inmates to be housed with the gender they identify as, no questions asked. As Moreno pointed out, “There’s no psychological evaluation that needs to be done. This person does not need to be on cross gender hormones, they don’t need to be signed up for transgender surgery, they don’t need to be a psychological evaluation regarding gender confusion, the mere statement is enough.”

Carroll has since been relocated to Salinas Valley State Prison for men, in a move that can only be described as “too little, too late.”

This case raises some serious questions regarding the implementation of transgender rights in the prison system. While the intention behind SB 132 was to protect transgender inmates, it seems to have created a loophole large enough to drive a prison bus through.

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Do These CIA Files Reveal An Ancient Martian Civilization?

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Do These CIA Files Reveal An Ancient Martian Civilization?

(DC Pundit) – A recently resurfaced CIA document from 1984 claims that life on Mars wasn’t just found – it was psychically discovered millions of years in the past. Move over, Elon Musk; your Mars colonization plans might be a tad late to the party.

The report, dramatically titled “Mars Exploration May 22, 1984,” reads like a rejected script for a sci-fi B-movie. It details how the agency used astral projection to send a ‘subject’ on a mental field trip to Mars circa one million years BC. One can only imagine the travel insurance premiums for such a journey.

This interplanetary psychic escapade was part of Project Stargate, a secret US Army unit established in 1977. The project focused on phenomena including remote viewing, telepathy, and psychokinesis. Participants were exposed to sounds like binaural beats and hemi-sync audio, presumably to induce altered states of consciousness. One can’t help but wonder if they considered just using Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” instead.

The experiment’s ‘subject’ reported seeing an “oblique view of a pyramid” and a “very large road” with a monument reminiscent of ancient Egyptian structures.

The vision then shifted to a population of “very large people” searching for “a new place to live because their environment was corrupted.” It seems even a million years ago, Martians were dealing with environmental issues. Perhaps they should have invested in some extraterrestrial solar panels.

Project Stargate was the US government’s attempt to create mind-reading spies who could infiltrate the minds of its enemies. Because clearly, traditional espionage methods were just too passé for the Cold War era. The project ran for over a decade at Fort Meade in Maryland, recruiting individuals who claimed to have extrasensory perception (ESP). One can only imagine the job listings: “Wanted: Psychic spies. Must be able to read minds and locate hostages. Time travel experience a plus.”

The document describing this Martian adventure begins with the cryptic line: “Method of site acquisition: Sealed envelope coupled with geographic coordinates.”

The subject described seeing “very tall, thin” people wearing strange clothing. Apparently, Martian fashion was ahead of its time – or perhaps just really, really old.

As the psychic journey continued, the subject witnessed a violent storm on Mars, with people using giant pyramids for shelter.

In a moment of interspecies communication, the subject claimed to have spoken with one of these ancient Martians, who mentioned that a group had left in “what looks like the inside of a larger boat.” One can only hope they remembered to pack snacks for such a long journey.

The experiment concluded with the administrator guiding the subject back to reality with the words, “Move now back to the room, back to the sound of my voice, back farther now to the sound of my voice on the 22nd of May, 1984.”

While this CIA document provides a fascinating glimpse into the unconventional methods employed during the Cold War, I believe we should approach it with a healthy dose of skepticism. After all, if psychic time travel to ancient Mars were truly possible, wouldn’t we have a few more souvenir t-shirts by now?

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